It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This: Baked Brie and Fig Jam

I am not so green as to serve a bunch of French guests a cheese plate with crackers before the start of the meal.  At least, not anymore.  While I remember this was the height of sophistication at my parents' gatherings in rural Ontario, I learned the hard way that a cheese plate is served at the end of the meal here.  Though you will get a good dose of raised eyebrows if you offer up a platter of your favorite varieties during cocktail hour (known here as l'apéro, an absolutely sacred element to the three hour French dining experience), cheese can be eaten under various guises, and at just about any moment of the meal, from starters, to sauces, and on through dessert.

It's hard to teach a cheese-and-crackers girl new tricks.  I still like a bit of cheese with drinks before the meal properly gets under way, and I've found the perfect compromise that impresses, or dupes, my French friends every time.  It's so easy, you have no excuse not to try it!


Baked Brie with Fig Jam


Get creative and try replacing the fig jam with any of your favorite jams, preserves or chutneys, either sweet or savory.  Serve the cheese warm on a platter with some slices of crostini and a knife and watch your guests dig in.

Ingredients

1 package of pre-rolled puff pastry, 30 cm in diametre
1 whole brie cheese, about 12 cm in diametre
1 egg, beaten
1/4 cup fig jam

Directions

Preheat the oven to 180°C.  Roll out the pastry on a piece of waxed paper and spread the jam in a 12 cm circle in the centre.  Don't be stingy.  The sweetness of the figs will bring out the creaminess of the brie beautifully, so go ahead and spread it on thick.

Place the brie in the centre of the pastry on top of the jam and then wrap the whole thing up as you would a package, bringing up the pastry around the brie and twisting the excess on top to make a pretty knot.

Brush the pastry all over with the beaten egg, slide the waxed paper and your cheesy package onto a baking sheet, and pop in the oven for 20 minutes.  Reduce the temperature to 150°C and bake for a further 20 minutes.  Remove from the oven and let cool about 15 minutes before serving.

Well Hung: The Fig in All its Glory

Try as I might to join in the fun, The French sense of humour has always eluded me.  It's either loftily erudite or miserably low-brow.  There's no middle ground for an ironic, self-deprecating girl like myself.  That, or something is definitely lost in translation.  I had all but resigned myself to a mirthless existence of never quite getting what was so funny when I came across a certain jam. How could a jar of fig confiture make me laugh out loud?  It's all in the name.

Couilles du Pape, produced by award-winning confiturier (jam and preserves confectioner) Francis Miot, is made using only the highest quality provençal figs and unrefined cane sugar.  It is sweet and sticky and full of the Mediterranean sun,  everything you want a fig jam to be.  For those of you not fluent in French slang, couilles du Pape translates as Pope's balls.  Yes, seriously.

The name stems from the legend of Jeanne, the cross-dresser who became Pope thanks to a rather embarrassing oversight.  Whether this really happened or not was of little importance to the Holy College; the very idea of a woman pope was enough to push for a modification of the papal throne.  After Benoît III's election, he was made to sit on a throne with a hole cut out of the seat.  One lucky cardinal had the job of slipping his hand under the throne to testify as to the presence of the papal jewels.  The declaration "Duos habet et bene pendentes" (there are two, and well hung) was then made, presumably to a collective sigh of relief.  On the streets of Avignon, the seat of the Papacy at that time, the people hastened to add "like two figs" to the proclamation.  A joke, and a jam, was born.

You can order directly from the maker's website, though for deliveries outside of France you'll have to contact them for an estimate of shipping costs.  Alternatively, you could try making your own.  I did, and the results were divine.

Couilles du Pape Fig Jam

Ingredients

1/2 lemon

1 kg ripe figs, stems removed
750 g sugar
1 vanilla bean, split length-wise

Directions

Combine the lemon juice and zest, figs and sugar in a bowl. Cover and let stand about 2 hours, stirring occasionally.

Transfer mixture to a saucepan and add the vanilla bean. Over medium heat, bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer for about an hour, stirring frequently.

When things start to look all jammy (you can test by following this tip), remove it from the heat, taking care to extract the vanilla bean, and pour into hot, sterilized jars.  Cover tightly.  Your sticky-sweet treat will keep for about 2 months in the refrigerator.

Fig jam works in so many ways, not just on toast.  Try my baked brie and fig jam.  So easy, so good.

Learning to love France

I've never been a francophile.  Frankly, I just never really saw what all the hoopla was about.  I'm simply not cut from the same cloth as the Peter Mayles, the Stephen Clarkes and the Nadeaus & Barlows of the world who wax romantic about all things gallic.  France? Nice place to visit, but...

Then I came to Paris in 2002 on a bit of a whim, and still haven't left. In fact, it looks as though I'm here for life, for that whim of a visit turned first into a job, then blossomed into a marriage and motherhood.

If I must be honest, however, I still don't love France. More days than not, I find myself struck by how I just don't mesh with what's around me.  The queues at the post office drive me to distraction, the old ladies informing me that my child is not covered enough leave me fuming, and don't even get me started on the dog feces all over the sidewalk.  I've been here for seven years, am married to a Frenchman, have a daughter who is half-French, have French friends, but I'm still not feeling the love for my adopted homeland.  There is, of course,  the brilliant exception of the food.  I've eaten all kinds of meals all over the world, but there is something wonderfully simple and solidly comforting about French cuisine.  I have never lived in a place where so much fresh, high quality, beautiful ingredients have been so readily available.  Where good food is a national obsession, a collective pass time, a widespread passion.  Where a meal is a joy to prepare, to eat and to share, not just a source of fuel.  With this in mind, I've decided to learn to love France the most pleasurable way I can think of:  One bite at a time.

Check back regularly as I cook, sniff, taste, squeeze, slice, pinch and eat my way through the foods of France. After all, it's never fun to feast alone.